Ashton:And I’m sure you’ve heard it all before But you never really had a doubt And I don’t believe, it doesn’t hurt anybody Something feels the way I do Without you now

Luke:Uh uh uh, Aussie rap will never die Aussie rap yeah

Ashton:Uh uh uh [grips balls]

Luke:Cause I’ll be up in the west of Sydney, you know I do it hard You know I do it hard, in the butt yeah, with the card You know I’m doing everything from the street You know nothing to beat my beat to beat uh

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jedipokemonmaster:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

This 👆

(via marebearjo)

misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

(via literallyrad)